Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Stuff Seniors Notice

Friday, August 24, 2012

Stuff Seniors Notice

Things you notice when you get to be a senior citizen.

I only saw that half tray of brownies.

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Rodger the Real King of France 8/24/2012 10:32:00 PM 21 Comments

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21 comments:

Helly said...: STG, if this post is another hormone therapy success story, I am never coming here again.; 8/24/12, 10:50 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: no, it's a story about seatbelt safety and yummy brownies.; 8/24/12, 11:04 PM
Anonymous said...: She doesn't need on. She already has 2 airbags.; 8/24/12, 11:15 PM
Anonymous said...: hell, it took me 10 minutes to figure out she was in a car.; 8/24/12, 11:34 PM
Anonymous said...: and made me so mental i kept hitting the orange button. Thank you for the refreshing post :-); 8/24/12, 11:35 PM
Anonymous said...: where are the others in this series?; 8/24/12, 11:57 PM
Anonymous said...: I did notice there was a too-big console between us.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 8/25/12, 1:06 AM
Anonymous said...: I'd like a rollover with that ;-); 8/25/12, 3:33 AM
Anonymous said...: Oh, to die and come back as HER seat belt!; 8/25/12, 4:29 AM
I-RIGHT-I said...: Wow, that girl is breath taking.
She's got enough breaths there for three or four women.; 8/25/12, 7:16 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: I am reminded of a 60's era Reader's Digest "Life in the US" submission.

A girl was undergoing a physical. The doctor placed his stethoscope on her chest and prompted "big breath." "Yeth," she responded, "and I'm only thirteen."; 8/25/12, 8:31 AM
pdwalker said...: Ok, I just spit all,over my screen when I laughed.

The good news is I now have proof I'm not s senior yet; 8/25/12, 12:14 PM
pdwalker said...: (be danged if I can spell or punctuate though); 8/25/12, 12:15 PM
Anonymous said...: WHERE IS THE ROLLOVER, KENNETH! WHERE IS THE ROLLOVER!

Casca; 8/25/12, 1:19 PM
Anonymous said...: Don't realy think of them as brownies, but if there were some around, we sure would have enough milk for everybody.; 8/25/12, 1:42 PM
Anonymous said...: Here's the NSFW rest of her: www.pokazuha.ru/view/topic.cfm?key_or=816818&lenta_type=1&type=421; 8/25/12, 1:52 PM
Chris in NC said...: As nice as the chest is now, all I see is the excuse to not exercise and to get fat in the future. I can't jog/workout/swim cause it makes my chest hurt.

I know that from EX perience.; 8/25/12, 3:19 PM
Anonymous said...: For the record, I have examined her closely, and approve of every square inch.

Casca; 8/25/12, 4:01 PM
Anonymous said...: Seat belts unnecessary because the vehicle isn't moving and neither are her huge tracts of land.

KellyFromMesquite; 8/25/12, 5:12 PM
Lergnom said...: There are no square inches on her.; 8/25/12, 6:33 PM
Anonymous said...: No rollover.

But I'll settle for a roll under.; 8/25/12, 6:47 PM

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