All-ee, all-ee, Eat me

Egyptians angry at film scale U.S. embassy walls “ Egyptian protesters scaled the walls of the U.S. embassy on Tuesday, tore down the American flag and burned it during a protest over what they said was a film being produced in the United States that insulted Prophet Mohammad. In place of the U.S. flag, the protesters tried to raise a black flag with the words "There is no God but God, and Mohammad is his messenger", a Reuters witness said. What film?  You know what film.  You know what you did. There's no movie. The only film makers in the country with the balls are Trey Parker and Matt Stone. They don't answer my calls, but I'm assured they have nothing brewing.  What this is, of course,  is the Muslum faction of Moveon.Org rabble-rousing on demand.  Getting the peeps pumped up for the forthcoming attack on Israel, and giving US. Lliberals reason to shake their heads over American insensitivity.  Know this though.  String theory  postulates unlimited universes out there, and I just now created another one.  Where  the Middle East is turned into a sheet of glass,  and Barack Obama is  making totems for tourists in  Jakarta.  I'm off to find a portal.  All-ee, all-ee, outs in free! ”