Monday, September 10, 2012

Brad Pitt's Petulance


You'll hurt yourself; Leave this to a professional
“ Brad Pitt's mother, Jane, threw her support behind Mitt Romney earlier this year, criticising Barack Obama for his liberal views on same-sex marriage.

Brad Pitt responded with “I am an Obama supporter and I’m backing his election campaign,”  and said that he would not marry Angelina Jolie until America allowed same-sex unions
So there!  When asked if he understood that same-sex unions  occur every day in bus stations and city parks, but not the issue here, he ... . Wait nobody asked that.  My head hurts.

Res Ipsa Loquitor
Sorry.
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9/10/2012 07:50:00 AM 7 Comments

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Anonymous said...

Brad's excuse for not marrying Angelina Jolie sounds way better than the ones that involve a cow and milk... whether the original one or Al Bundy's version "Why buy milk when you have a cow at home?"

Freddie Sykes

9/10/12, 8:06 AM
Helly said...

"Leave this to a professional."

*snerK*

Brad put himself in an impossible position. The Gay marriage ploy is just a shiny object to hold your gaze.

The real story is Angelina told him, "If you give my wedding gifts to Mooch, you can f' yourself."

9/10/12, 11:56 AM
Anonymous said...

I so miss Mystery Theater 3000.
Bradley Pittski is a communist, just like his Dear Leader. There are less children to born out of same sex marriage. I wonder if that what they want? Badly's momma is a conservative because she isn't an actor or a sheep.

Buzz D.

9/10/12, 12:47 PM
Anonymous said...

Well, with fall approaching, I just wanted to wish Ms. Jolie a very happy Thanksgiving. (I wonder where she's taking her kids THIS year...you know, so they don't have to celebrate a holiday that memorializes the killing of innocent Indians and the founding of THE WORST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVER. Syria is nice this time of year...or Pakistan...or Cuba...)

9/10/12, 1:46 PM
Chuck Martel said...

"Why buy milk when you have a cow at home?"

That's really quite profound.

9/11/12, 2:15 PM
Firehand said...

There was a news story in a Brit paper the other day, Pitt paid for a 'arsenal' of firearms and a range at their estate in France; figures. He'll push for a gun bigot like Obama, while he's got firearms galore in another country.

Fucking bastard.

9/11/12, 10:18 PM
Anonymous said...

Ah, the Turkey Day marathons of MST3K... Those were good days.

9/11/12, 10:37 PM

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