TECHNO CHILLS
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Sunday, September 02, 2012
Brave New Kitchen
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11 comments:
- DougM said...
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Y'know, that's a great idea;
but there should be an override switch that enables/disables remote diagnostics/programming.
Maybe there is, dunno; but finding out requires reading the user's manual which, if you're a guy, is out of the question. - 9/2/12, 11:34 AM
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PRO tip: Disconnect the telephone lines from all your kitchen, laundry, and a/c appliances.
- 9/2/12, 12:37 PM
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And secure your wireless router.
- 9/2/12, 12:58 PM
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"PRO tip: Disconnect the telephone lines from all your kitchen, laundry, and a/c appliances"
WTF!!!!! HELP!!!! I CAN'T FIND THE F'ING TELEPHONE LINES OR ROUTER CABLE.
If I cover everything with Reynolds Wrap will I be safe? - 9/2/12, 1:27 PM
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What if I just disconnect the telephone lines ?
Period.
- 9/2/12, 1:29 PM
- Kristophr said...
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The appliance may have bluetooth in it.
The repairman may have just drove by and pointed an antenna at the house.
- 9/2/12, 1:46 PM
- Kristophr said...
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Which means the next Defcon the 2600 magazine folks run will have a seminar on hacking people's stoves.
- 9/2/12, 1:47 PM
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turn off the pilot light, turn on the oven for a few hours, ignite the pilot... No wonder GE doesn't have to pay taxes...
- 9/2/12, 3:10 PM
- Aleara said...
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I like my steak rare, and I don't see this innovation stopping me from pulling it out when it's ready. But, what if I liked it well done, and gummint wants it med rare? Huh?
- 9/2/12, 3:32 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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would that be Mrs. Alear?
- 9/2/12, 4:43 PM
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All appliances will have IP addresses in the future. Most do now. drummermanrick
- 9/4/12, 11:51 AM