Ready When You Are Mr. President In
a surprise move, President Obama delivered his acceptance speech at
today's opening of the Democrat National Convention. "I have a
golf
date in Maui on Thursday," he explained.
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Monday, September 03, 2012
Gotcher Tickets Here!
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They'll fill that stadium if they have to drag people at gunpoint in there. The dutiful, leg-humping Obama-media will show the adoring, transfixed stares of his automatons.
They will not show the majority of people looking sullen, afraid, unhappy and eager to collect their five dollars (or whatever stipend they were promised) and get the fuck out of there to buy some liquor. - 9/3/12, 4:31 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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Fox News will
- 9/3/12, 4:51 PM
- Jess said...
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I predict Fox will have abysmal ratings as far as viewers, but will still lead with ratings.
Few want to watch the Democratic Convention and those that do will only watch with the hope some crazy bastard will strip naked and run across the state. - 9/3/12, 6:48 PM
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Busing. The dems invented it, they'll use it!
Tim - 9/3/12, 7:10 PM
- toadold said...
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Does anyone know where I can find a plastic dead or crippled duck? I have a chair I want to set it in November 7.
- 9/3/12, 7:55 PM
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I urinate on Fox News...they just serve the same pablum as the rest of them....it's only seasoned a little different.
bait and switch...
turn the g'dam TV off and do something useful for yourself.
EOR (end of rant)
sleeping giant - 9/3/12, 11:26 PM
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What's with the SEX DOLL's face as backdrop for the stage?!
- 9/4/12, 5:58 AM
- DougM said...
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All those seats.
Think of all the bums and a**es that will fill 'em.
The number is immaterial.
They will be filled by stupid, foolish, seditious, and corrupt people; and I, for one, do not intend to sicken myself from the watching thereof.
Besides, I have a sock drawer in need of more organizing ability than The Chairman™ ever displayed. - 9/4/12, 10:24 AM
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Up-Coming Comedy Gold!!!!!!!!!!
- 9/4/12, 10:35 AM
- Skoonj said...
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I don't mind if he golfs. Eisenhower golfed more.
- 9/4/12, 10:36 AM