I guess a BJ would be out of the question?

Today's veddy smug and ignorant Liberal twattle. “ Ain't that cute?  Imagine, the GOP actually once supported equal rights?  Must have been in 1861, because in my memory no Republican platform has escaped being called "extremist," and "right-wing" by these harpies.  Of course the GOP are against people making higher wages, right?  That's why they keep finding new ways to bleed them with new taxes.  Oh, right.  Ahem.  Wait— Mz. Terkel must be excused for confusing a free market with government mandated wage scales;  it's all just too confusing for the pasty-face cloister.  And, Mz. Terkel, under what particular part of our Constitution is there the right for a gaggle of Terkels to spend my money promoting their idea of art?  Just asking. This is all silly, and shame on me for wasting your time, and mine.  A knee jerk,  This is why were at war with them. Click-Click. ”