What I
See
That Moment
when you realize you can't blame it on someone else |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Thursday, September 20, 2012
The Royal Box
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Depends on which way the wind is blowing.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick - 9/20/12, 10:25 AM
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Meteorologist data reveals zero wind in an opera booth. This appears to be an SBD surprise. Defined as: "A lump in it!"
- 9/20/12, 12:29 PM
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Shart!
Tim - 9/20/12, 1:43 PM
- rickn8or said...
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No, you're all wrong. She just realized she left the stove on.
- 9/20/12, 4:18 PM
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...and that his hand isn't where it's supposed to be.
c.umulus n.imbusi iii - 9/20/12, 4:34 PM
- toadold said...
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Perhaps at this instant the tenor had a wardrobe malfunction and did a full frontal of his impressive wedding tackle.
- 9/20/12, 10:47 PM
- Jess said...
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I think she's jealous because he's hitting on her mother.
- 9/21/12, 9:45 AM
- DougM said...
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• When his little finger first brushes against the taut, diaphanous material hiding the secret of her wet, throbbing …
(What? Yeah, too many romance novels.)
• When the ice cube she sat on begins to melt.
• When the battery-powered ben-wa accidentally kicks on.
• When her presumed-dead first husband enters.
• When her old sorority sisters at the first table all make the cunnilingus sign.
(What? Yeah, I'll stop there.) - 9/21/12, 11:51 AM