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Friday, October 05, 2012

Free Pizza

Rodger the Real King of France 10/05/2012 09:57:00 AM 17 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

17 comments:

Jess said...: When I was in elementary school, Helen Keller jokes made their rounds. My favorite:

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her daughter?

She made her read the waffle iron.; 10/5/12, 10:04 AM
Anonymous said...: what did she do when she fell into the well?

She screamed her hands off.; 10/5/12, 10:33 AM
Anonymous said...: From jr. high school - How did HK burn her face? She answered the iron.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 10/5/12, 10:58 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: stop- you're killing me.; 10/5/12, 11:02 AM
Jess said...: How did her teacher punish her?

She rearranged the furniture.; 10/5/12, 11:05 AM
USMC2841 said...: Helen Keller knock knock joke: Knock! Knock!; 10/5/12, 11:37 AM
Anonymous said...: How did her parents punish her?
They left the plunger in the toilet.

Hey... we we 8 OK!

-Steve_in_CA; 10/5/12, 11:43 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: STOP- REALLY- I'm dying here!!; 10/5/12, 12:03 PM
Anonymous said...: Why couldn't HK drive a car?

She was a woman.; 10/5/12, 12:44 PM
Anonymous said...: HK fell down a well. Wore all her fingers off, calling for help.; 10/5/12, 5:52 PM
Anonymous said...: All of the HK jokes I know are too low brow for a blog that's this classy.
Tim; 10/5/12, 6:23 PM
Kev said...: What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Cordouroy!; 10/5/12, 6:30 PM
Anonymous said...: Why does HK jill off with only one hand? So she can moan with the other one.; 10/5/12, 7:27 PM
DougM said...: At the risk of going straight to Hell,
here's Hellen Keller on Robot Chicken.; 10/5/12, 11:34 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Doug - no lie. I'm laughing so hard I'm getting a headache. God forvive me; I'm so sorry.; 10/5/12, 11:55 PM
Cheesy said...: What did HK call her dog?
Garerwabbaggah; 10/6/12, 9:47 AM
Anonymous said...: "You children are all going straight to hell."

- Sister Mary Michael

And that is a direct quote.

tomw; 10/7/12, 10:09 AM

Friday, October 05, 2012

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