Wednesday, October 10, 2012

The Lizard King


The Lizard King: The Shocking Inside Account of Obama's True Intergalactic Ambitions by an Anonymous White House Staffer [Kindle Edition]



[Obama's]  decision to return President Bush’s bust of Winston Churchill and replace it with one of Jimmy Carter, for example, made it appear as if the president was actually trying to antagonize both those closest to him and the country at large.

I was at a meeting in the Oval Office when Rahm first saw the Carter bust sitting across from the president’s desk, and his reaction was thirty seconds of nonstop, almost incoherent profanity. [...]

“You’ll look out of touch and faggy if you keep it there,” Rahm said. “Mitch McConnell will be on the phone with every reporter in Washington telling them how faggy you look with that fucking peanut farmer looking over you.”

Res Ipsa LoquitorThe president insisted that Carter was a great man, and that he just needed “more time” to accomplish “his great mission.”

“Listen, a second Carter administration would have been truly momentous,” Obama said. I was actually curious why the president had, seemingly overnight, become so smitten with the generally unloved Carter, but was cut off by Rahm.

“You’re right, Mr. President,” Rahm said. “A second Carter administration would have been momentous. Momentously faggy, at least.”

Rahm looked around to see if anyone was smiling at his quip. Nobody was, and I really wished he would stop using that word. This side of Rahm—the middle school, towel- snapping bully side of Rahm—was far and away his least attractive quality.



The Daily Caller is presenting  a series of excerpts from the new e-book The Lizard King ($4.74 wirelessly delivered):

After Obama loses next month, the Left had better gird themselves for more truths about their erstwhile savior.  It will not be pretty.  For them  We'll eat popcorn.



6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Compared to Uhbama, Carter was great. He actually worked for a living, and built a peanut business. Uhbama has never done a damn thing but spend other people's money, even in his only 'real' job, doling out grant money.

Csanad said...

Since Rahm and Barry are both members of the same gay club,
http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2010/05/27/washington-insider-obama-member-of-chicago-gay-mans-club/
I have to wonder if saying "faggy" in the gay community is the equivalent if the term "nigga'" so common in the black community?

TimO said...

After January, Carter and Obama can go do a world tour of benefits for their Palestinian pals. Once Barry starts chiming in on Carter's anti-Semitic rants, Farakhan and Wright will bask in the glow of knowing their mentoring paid off...

Anonymous said...

Rad Ron:

As much as I can't stand Obama and his band of liars and thieves I must say this.

As it says in the disclaimer, "it’s largely unverifiable unless others in the administration talk".

So, I suppose that we are to either accept it as truth if we can't stand the sight of Obama and his cronies or call it a fake if we are an ardent Obama supporter.

But, I believe that there is a third choice, that of calling it unverifiable Bull Shit! or National Enquirer style journalism. Especially after reading the outrageous assertion near the end of the first chapter about Hillary.

This smacks of the same amateur E-mail exaggerations that I do so hate to read on the Internet. I'd rather see cold, hard, verifiable facts to form an intelligent opinion and not have to depend on this sort of unverifiable crap.

Alear said...

Anon, it's pretty clear that this is pure satire.

gadfly said...

Gosh - what if any or all of those LGBT rights organizations find out that the word "faggy" is routinely used in the White House!

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