Drive-by Pumpkin

Tails of the Pumpkin                         "They can have my pumpkin when they take it from my hot stiff johnson!" Sondrak “ STOCKTON (CBS13) – The hunt is on for the suspects behind a bizarre and brazen attack in Stockton. The dangerous weapon used was a pumpkin. Police say the woman was pummeled by the pumpkin in a drive-by assault. Remains of the pumpkin that the suspects threw at a woman can still be seen on the ground. Her injuries were so serious that she had to be rushed to the hospital. [Full] Sen. Feinstien  to introduce Pumpkin Control legislation? ”