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Kaiser was fired today for
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Friday, November 16, 2012
Overall though, being a dog is a good thing
12 comments:
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Esteve said...
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Before Obama I flew first class, now it's Greyhound.
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11/16/12, 10:55 AM
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Tom Smith said...
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What a coincidence! I guess its just not dogs that get fired.
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11/16/12, 10:56 AM
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george said...
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Ever since that little augmentation Ralphs joie de vivre has somehow gone astray
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11/16/12, 11:03 AM
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K-nine said...
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Rusty had always enjoyed chasing cats, but as he tried to see mr. whiskers' cab through the window of the bus, he realized this time it may be getting out of hand.
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11/16/12, 2:06 PM
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toadold said...
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"Passed a dozen fire hydrants already."
"Sniff Mrs. Higgin's behind, just get a swat, sniff the new girl's behind, and it's "sexists, racists, and report to human services for "re-education" and I'm not even human!" -
11/16/12, 3:54 PM
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george said...
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Oh so that's what a "bitch" is.
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11/16/12, 4:32 PM
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DougM said...
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Tramp never enjoyed his commute, since chasing cars home in the gridlock was boring.
Lately he's turned to sniffing xerox toner and taking the bus, but that wasn't much better.
Maybe he'll just get a kennel in town, hang around Mario & Luigi's restaurant, and try to meet a lady.
Bitches love spaghetti. -
11/16/12, 9:21 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Hey, turtle-boy farted not me!
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11/17/12, 4:52 AM
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toadold said...
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"they are going to increase the price on my buss pass again next month and all I've got is a part time job as a a fake guide dog."
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11/17/12, 7:15 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Yea - Just like Potato Chips. You can't lick yourself just once.
Told that Cop I had ate a liberal and was trying to get the taste out of my mouth. Last time I jump up on the live broadcast of Letterman.
By the way, I have smelled hundreds of assholes and that Letterman guy is 100% Class "A" Rated Asshole from stem to stern and across that major tooth gap. Not sure what he was fondling my testicles in the green room..... -
11/17/12, 11:57 PM
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David said...
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"Well, at least I got a window seat..."
- I had just boarded a plane from Chicago to Amarillo about 30 years ago when I saw a blind man with his seeing eye dog making their way down the aisle. The stewardess (that's what they were called then) directed him the two seats right across the Aisle from where I was sitting. The guy got to his seats, directed the dog to hop up and sit in the aisle seat. The dog did that, but then moved over to the window seat. The guy put his jacket into the overhead bin, felt for the dog in their seats, found it sitting in the window seat and moved it back over into the aisle seat. Then as he started moving into the seats the dog moved back over into the window seat where the man started to sit down on top of it. He stood up quickly, and moved the dog back into the aisle seat, and turned to sit down again, just as the dog moved back into window seat, and got sat on again. The guy moved the dog again, then held it in the aisle seat while he sat down in the window seat. The dog immediately tried to climb into his lap. He pushed it away and directed it to "stay". The dog sat there, trying to look out the window, and started a very low plaintive whining. At this point I started laughing - out loud, I just could not help myself. The guy turned my direction and asked what was so funny? I told him "I'm just watching a blind man and his dog fighting over the window seat in an airplane." He looked stunned for a moment, then laughed, changed seats with the dog and the two of us visited together all the way to Amarillo. -
11/18/12, 12:11 PM
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toadold said...
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"Sigh, all that way to apply for a job as a greeter at Walmart."
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11/18/12, 5:03 PM
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