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Friday, December 28, 2012
Slap Harry Reid
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Harry Reid
Charter Member and President Emeritus of the Flat Earth Society
A checkered academic record here. Senator Reid wound up with a BS from Utah State and a law degree from GWU in Washington, but he had a little trouble getting started. First of all, he was born with a headache, which caused his face to have a permanent grimace, which made people avoid him much of the time. While still in high school, he tried to get into the prestigious College of William & Mary, but they rejected him. On the advice of his mentor, “Knuckles” McSnide, he enrolled in the College of Bonnie & Clyde.
Later, young Harry tried again to get into the academic upper stratum by applying to Villanova, but his application got lost and he had to fall back on Chevy Nova. Feeling a need to anchor himself with religious studies for a time, he next tried Holy Apostle’s College, but it was full and he wound up in Holy Toledo! Academy. It was during this period that he became associated with what today is called “Reidiating,” or a complete lack of ability to stop talking when knowledge is exhausted.
Things finally got on track for him, and he made it through Utah State and finagled his way into George Washington University, where his thesis was “Tax Shelters for the Indigent.” All considered, his foray into the world of classroom endeavors was a comedy of errors, since he has never demonstrated any understanding of the difference between right and wrong from all his time in a variety of schools, most notably law school.
Harry Reid has spent most of his adult life impeding national growth, national security, national solvency, and international respect for the US. He is the symbol of obstruction in government, extravagance in revenue distribution, runaway growth in debt, and eradication of bipartisan progress. His finest contribution to the US today would be as a grease spot on the slip at the launching the next warship. - 12/28/12, 10:54 AM
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And the Senate is being operated by a dictatorship of the Majority Leader. Where is the difference?
Scottiebill - 12/28/12, 12:46 PM
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I'm guessing Dingy relished the roles of Scrooge, Simon Legree and Ichabod Crane in school plays.
I keep hoping that whatever causes his perpetual grimace, sour disposition and chronic defiance of facts and logic eats a hole in his stomach and he bleeds out.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick - 12/28/12, 6:14 PM
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Harry Reid - Democrap extrodinaire, always telling someone else how to run their house
- 12/28/12, 9:18 PM
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You have to admit, he has a certain expertise in the subject.
- 12/28/12, 11:14 PM