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Saturday, January 26, 2013
6 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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After President Crazy Joe Biden made most guns illegal, grandma was left with a single shot, front loading pistol and was trained, in case of attack, to save the last shot for herself.
The end.
Freddie Sykes -
1/26/13, 1:28 PM
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Anonymous said...
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And the bad guy stole grampa's chainsaw, cut his own leg off because he didn't read the OSHA safety rules, and died. A happy ending brought to you by the Consumer Product Safety Commission.gov
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick -
1/26/13, 8:35 PM
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DougM said...
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Yeah, Granny prob'ly did a lot of things where she didn't know what she was doin'.
Hence, her Mom was conceived. -
1/27/13, 12:42 AM
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JerseyGirl Angie said...
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The bad guy's family sued grampa for negligence in allowing such a dangerous device to fall into bad guys possession, and won a $ 58 million dollar settlement, of which the lawyers managed to keep $ 57.5 million for themselves.
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1/27/13, 4:25 AM
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Jess said...
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...and history showed the grandma was watching television, when a government swat team broke down the door, shot the grandma, when they thought her remote was a pistol and covered up their actions, when they realized they were at the wrong house, in the wrong city with information given to them by a desperate crackhead.
The coverup led to the end of the careers of one senator, two congressmen, four BATF agents and a national outcry for an end to the attempted confiscation of guns.
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1/27/13, 8:02 AM
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DougT said...
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Grandma was probably a Demorat and related to Joe Morrissey of Highland Springs, VA.
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1/27/13, 10:34 AM
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