Friday, January 04, 2013

Surviving the Mayans, Obama and Mother Nature



SUPLIZE!

Res Ipsa Loquitor

Consumer Reports did a study on today's practice of food downsizing.  I know there are others, but so far the only food product I can name that has not reduced quantity is Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, a fact they advertise on their tubs (Still a Pint!).  Another practice designed to fool the consumer is over packaging.  I take 60 grams of protein every morning as part of my regimen to run marathons.  MoSup came home yesterday with a GIANT (trust me) tub of "Six-Star Pro Nutrition."  Wow, this should last twice as long as the last one. Take a look. 

By the By, another effect of downsizing content is skewing the USDA Food Cost index.  They report that "Over the last 12 months, the all  items index increased 1.8 percent before seasonal adjustment."  My guess is that it's more like 10-12%.



The first thing I bought were these 3600+ calorie energy bars. 

SEGUE...

For the last month we've been using 23 Critical Items needed for your Proper and Survival Bunker as a guideline, along with Thoughts On Urban Survival

While checking around for sources, I discovered the mother lode.  Walmart.  Did you know that Wally will ship damned near anything to your front door, including ice cream?  No shipping cost on cumulative orders over $45!  And no tax!

Yesterday I opened the door to get the paper on there on my doorstep— 100 pounds of Gold Medal All Purpose flour.  Think about buying 100 pounds of anything; carrying it to your car, then up the stairs—oh my freaking back!  By the way, I will rotate these foods into our daily larder and replace them so as to keep stuff fresh. Here's my latest buy.

Res Ipsa Loquitor
If I owned any guns, which I do not, they would be also properly ammo'd up too.  Next on my list—a Geiger counter. PS- don't forget that your water heater is filled with fresh water.



14 comments:

Anonymous said...

No guns? And you run marathons too? I never would have guessed either one dude.

i was immediately attracted to the 3600cal energy bars and went to order a case of 20 but the shipping was $53! for a $90 ITEM...hmmm.

You've posted the survival tips from that guy in Argentina a couple times and it's been a great guide for me. He speaks from experience-thanx for that Rog
MM

usCrow said...

Anonymous - The 3600 Cal Ration Bars have free two day shipping under Prime.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

That's right MM, I got rid of all my guns because they scare me to even touch them.

Anonymous said...

I'd eat a shit sammich before I bought ANY thing from Ben & Jerry.

OC

Anonymous said...

My dumbass hippie neighbor from across the street told me he didn't need to own a gun because if he ever needed one, he'd come borrow one of mine. I told him that actually, I had already crossed over to his side and sold all of mine.

He bought it. We had a pleasant chat about how the Donks were taking care of everybody and how morally superior we were, did a fist bump and he wandered off smiling.

Hey, I did say he was a dumbass.....

Sir H the Comet

Anonymous said...

Sir H, your neighbor is the reason beer bottles say 'open other end' on the bottom.
Tim

leelu said...

Sir H,

Yet another example of leftard entitlement mentality - of course you'd give him one of your guns when the SHTF, because it's soooo much more important for you to protect him, as opposed to protecting yourself and your family.

And I bet he'd expect you to show him how to use it right then, too.

Please tell me you made him up!!!

Cheesy said...

Good thinking with the neighbor Rodger, If you have to eat him one day, it'll be easier if he's off guard.

Anonymous said...

...guns....which I do not
The B-52..my GAU 8 tailgun - please say it's on consignment to the Barn Army or something.. I don't want to become an Uhbamunist and go on unemployment and ...
Oh OPSEC, sorry ;>)
Still yer tailgunner when the tocsin sounds.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Rodger the Real King of France said...

i lie a lot

Anonymous said...

Leelu, nope, he are real. Ask anybody who knows me, I don't have that good an imagination.

Sir H the Comet

Anonymous said...

Will they deliver beer?

'Twould be convenient...

tomw

Anonymous said...

Try the Smuckers Orchard's Finest -- actually tastes like *fruit*! [Cherry is my fave -- strawberry and marmalade are also very tasty][peach is meh...]

e~C

leelu said...

Sir H - condolences...

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