Friday, February 08, 2013

152nd!


La la la la la .....

Res Ipsa Loquitor


Doug Ross posted The Top 152 Conservative Websites: February 2013, and frankly I was  stunned.   I was thinking  35th?  Maybe 112th?  But no, 152nd!  WTF?. 

Just two years ago I was doing 3000-4000 discreet hits per day; now down to half that.  And why?  A few nipples, some F-word and C-word bombs, and there went my prissier following.  A few misquotes; a faulty analysis or two, and bang!  I lose the flaky "Oh I expect a little accuracy and proper grammar" crowd.  You know who you are.  As Jesus said, "Let he  among you who have never linked to a pornish website take the first train out of Dodge."  For those who have faithfully stuck around, what the fuck are you thinking?  


Of course I'm just kidding.  This is just a neighborhood bar. While I do miss the legions of once faithful customers, now off to Facebook,  it is the nature of this blog that whatever it was that first attracted them in the first place, will  find it was just an anomaly, or found not enough of it.  Or maybe too much of it was just off the tracks?  Or maybe my untempered hostility towards anyone who voted for a Clinton, Gore, Kerry or Obama.  Or my bizarre sense of humor? Not Jusus-like to be sure. 

For the rest of youse guys,  free Flaming Moes all day! . And Doug Ross, you also get a Reuben sandwich on home made rye! Free.


Thanks to MM for his service.

25 comments:

csanad said...

Still my favorite blog...

Anonymous said...

I am here every day. MMMMMM Reuban Samich on homemade Rye, MMMMMMMMMMMM.

DE644

Rodger the Real King of France said...

You are of course the nation's bedrock.

Name with held said...

I just happened to stop back by... maybe it was the birth certificate sillyness. You were sure the bastard would never make it to his first inauguration.
When the birth certificate crap kept going on I was sure he would be a two term president.

Anonymous said...

You will always be my home page Rog.

DougM said...

Could be there are just a bunch'a new conservative websites out there with more "hang the bastards" and less cooking.
Hey, you're still #151 in my playbook, Rodge.

Anonymous said...

Nah, I think it's just that blogs are not fashionable any more. FB and Twitter. You don't have to think nearly as much to hang out in those bars. Which is why I won't be dropping in there.



jd

pdwalker said...

Humor is the best medicine.

Thanks Doc, yer better than an apple a day.

Anonymous said...

You never forget your first and the good thing is, I can keep coming back!

Your still the best dude.
MM

bocopro said...

I've limited myself to 3 blogs per day with no limit on repeats: C & S, GOC, and KisP.

For me it's all about well-aimed snark, oblique perspective, clarity of expression, pillorying twits, and a firm grip on reality . . . all just eclectic enuf to avoid humdruminess and seasoned with just the right amount of bathroom humor, satire, and paranoia.

drew458 said...

Oh please. Mine didn't even make the top 200. And that phony baloney greatsatansgirlfriend dumpsterfest came in at 197. And Stoaty at 180? I mean, I love her, but srsly, a chicken & banjo photoshop blog?

Wabano said...

You know the New King of France has competition now, eh?

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/020713.jpg

Mais oui, mon cher monshure...

Anonymous said...

Hey, if they dont like Rodger, they can gargle my balls!
Tim

skeneogden said...

What would I do without my daily fix of C & S. Keep up the good work!

Ralph Gizzip said...

You and the Grouchy Old Cripple are my "Must See TV" Keep doing what you're doing, Rodge.

Revernd Idaho Spud said...

I come here 3-5 times a day. Maybe you should get a visitor counter? Or a thumbs up/down thingy. I rarely leave a comment because it's too hard, I mean I have to log into blogspot first and besides, It's better to be thought a fool than to post a comment and remove all doubt.

David aka True Blue Sam said...

You're the first one I check every morning, and the last one at night. Mom reads you regularly, too. Sometimes I think that I have a blog just so Mom and I can find GOC, SondraK and RRKOF fast and easy. Keep doing what you do!

Vice Sgt Boone said...

Present and accounted for, your Highness.

Steve in Greensboro said...

"...I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member..."

None of those other guys are royalty, Rodger, just remember.

FishStyx said...

...uhhh...YEAH!. What all of them above me said!

Listen, yer Highness; as a loooonng-time lurker, as long as you keep layin' it down, I'll keep pickin' it up!

Drive ON, good Sir! DRIVE ON!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Okay, now that you're all assembled- we invade Canada tomorrow. Meet at the Barn, 6AM sharp!

bob said...

I just started reading your stuff and I'm enjoying myself.

Anonymous said...

That's all well and good. "we all love rodgie oh yesh yesh yesh we do." Kumbaya, etc.

Horseshit.

Hit his tip jar and show him how you really feel........

Sir H the (challenge issued) Comet.

Skoonj said...

I keep going to the URL you posted, and it keeps disappearing before I have a chance to read the list. What is the trick?

leelu said...

Boss, this should cheer you up:

http://leelusplace.blogspot.com/2013/02/for-rodge.html

Skoonj,

Yes. The sincerest form of flattery is cash. But beer is almost as good!

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