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We've all heard about the free Obama phones.  A friend was recently looking for a part-time work and found this listing on Craig's List Thank You for responding to our ad. Let us reassure you that if you are looking for an exciting opportunity you have found it here. We are a major telecommunications provider who has been tasked with the distribution of the FREE LIFELINE government cell phone program. What is it? This is a federally funded program that gives people a FREE cell phone and 250 minutes of talk/1000 texts a month, free too. The customer does not pay anything for the phone or the minutes program. You would sign up these individuals using an Android cell phone or tablet as well as an iPad and receive a commission on qualified applicants. The sign-up process takes about 3-4 minutes for each application. Wow, a salesman's dream!  You get a commission for convincing people to accept a free government cell phone and minutes.  And guess what?  I'll bet a box of Krispy Kreme that half of them will  fuck it up, get fired, and wind up collecting  unemployment benefits.  Is this a great country under Obama, or what? Marc Miller

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