Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Queen of Snot Too

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Queen of Snot Too

STFU Michelle

THE FIRST LADY of SNOT

I was otherwise engaged yesterday when I received this, so it may have been served up already. I don't care

Go ahead and verify the following for yourselves:

At the 10:47 mark: M.O. wipes her nose with a finger.
At the 11:16 mark: The sniffles begin.
At the 12:50 mark: Visible shiny mucus secretion from her nose.
Beginning at the 14:20 mark: A drop of mucus comes out of her left nostril.
Beginning at the 16:10 mark: The droplet of mucus is clearly visible.
At the 16:55 mark: M.O. wipes nose with right hand.
At the 17:02 mark: M.O. wipes nose with left hand. Right after that, I do believe I saw her tongue flicking up to lick the moisture.

Fellowship of the Minds via Josh~

Rodger the Real King of France 3/21/2013 09:09:00 AM 12 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

12 comments:

Anonymous said...: Ugh.

I got a little sick just reading, I sure as hell ain't gonna watch.
MM; 3/21/13, 9:29 AM
Cheesy said...: Cokehead.; 3/21/13, 9:47 AM
Juice said...: Ditto to MM. Not feeling particularly gutsy this morning. Or anytime there after.; 3/21/13, 9:54 AM
Anonymous said...: I'm revolted by the continuous dropping of "G's" by the pseudo-educated.

Casca; 3/21/13, 10:09 AM
Sid said...: Brains leaking out! Usually this affects young teenage males around the age of 16.; 3/21/13, 10:32 AM
DougM said...: Good thing 'er butt didn't itch, eh?; 3/21/13, 11:06 AM
Anonymous said...: My lunch has 'left the building'.; 3/21/13, 12:18 PM
vanderleun said...: Have some compassion, folks. It's the Sequester effect. The White House just can't afford a Hawaii vacay and Kleenex. You gotta cut somewhere.; 3/21/13, 1:42 PM
Steve In Tulsa said...: She recommended wiping our noses on our sleeves back in 2009; classy!; 3/21/13, 2:55 PM
Mike C said...: Humm, well, you know who else always seems to have sinus issues and wipes their nose compulsively...; 3/21/13, 6:38 PM
Jess said...: I could write a bunch of snarky comments, but I won't.

Out of all the first ladies I've watched since Kennedy, she's the worse. No class; no graciousness and no humility for being part of the greatest nation on Earth. Who'd ever thought Obama would bring our first white trash first lady into the White House.; 3/21/13, 7:52 PM
Ralph Gizzip said...: What do you call a slut with a runny nose?

Full!; 3/21/13, 8:04 PM

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Queen of Snot Too

12 comments:

Post a Comment