Tale of Two Disruptive Penises

BIG PENISES DOMINATE MORNING NEWS It’s not everyday that a giant penis shuts something down Big dick-head spews hatred after legislative defeat “ The Nurburgring, better known as every petrolhead's idea of mecca, was closed down recently while crews franticly removed a giant penis from the track. Seriously... It’s not everyday that a giant penis shuts something down (insert lewd joke here), but the world famous Nurburgring remained waving the red flag yesterday morning, as crews worked hard to clean a gigantic white graffiti penis from the track. (Motor News, via e-C) In the second instance, America's foremost dick-head burnished his reputation of behaving like a  low-class vitriolic street thug.  After losing the Senate vote on his gun grab bill, Obama spewed forth like the erstwhile Chicago dope peddling street thug he is, calling  his opponents "Liars."  Since he was imposed on us in 2009, it's like we're living as extras in some Kafkaesque version of The Beverly Hillbillies.  What a prick. ”