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Friday, June 21, 2013
Peace Through Pork Ammo
7 comments:
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leelu said...
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Boss, I think you might have to get them blessed to get the desired properties to stick. (When the +h2o evaporates, does the holiness stick?)
How about silver FMJ? -
6/21/13, 12:16 PM
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CDR J said...
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Reminds me of Black Jack Pershing during the Muslim uprising in the Philippines. He captured a bunch of rebels, and lined up all but two of them in front of a firing squad. He then had a pig slaughtered, and the firing squad dipped their bullets in the pig's blood. After the firing squad had done its work, he let the other two rebels go to tell their comrades what had happened. He had a lot less trouble with Muslim rebels after that.
Of course, today he would have been court martialed for murder and cultural insensitivity (which is a much more serious charge than murder.) -
6/21/13, 1:27 PM
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iri said...
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I think he wasn't just shooting them with swine flavored bullets he was also wrapping their bodies in pig carcasses before burial. It worked like a charm. Is it possible to make a pig's atom bomb? That would be cool. It's time we applied the economy of scale to Muslim repellant.
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6/21/13, 6:44 PM
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rickn8or said...
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Me, I'd wipe the projectiles down with lard or bacon grease and say nothing. That way, the jihadi won't know jack until it's too late.
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6/21/13, 8:25 PM
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iri said...
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".....That way, the jihadi won't know jack until it's too late."
No my friend. At that point it doesn't matter. Better to play to their ignorance of the fact. Truth is they are already dead. No different thank lighting a candle for or spilling holy water on someone you may think is grandfathered in.
It is what it is. -
6/23/13, 5:54 PM
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Wabano said...
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Look up the Sepoy rebellion...it was due to the Empire's troops...Sepoy and all, being supplied with cartridges sealed with pig's fat
It led to these magnificent pictures of British troops shooting mud'slimes off
the mouth of their cannon!!!
http://www.executedtoday.com/images/Vereshchagin-Blowing_from_Guns_in_British_India.jpg
http://www.columbia.edu/itc/mealac/pritchett/00routesdata/1800_1899/1857revolt/executions/cannonexec4.jpg -
6/23/13, 6:39 PM
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Wabano said...
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On the other hand, the inner core of the muslim conquest and Al Qaeda is called: "TAKFIR WAL HIJRA"(The banned heretics)
They originated in the Middle age with Hassan ibn al Sabbah(the Hassan-sins, in Farsi...AKA ASSASSINS), the old man of the Alamut Mountain, the Ismaelites.
They piss on the Shariah(just for suckers)and the old man proclaimed his only principle in bring on the Mahdi are TWO:
NOTHING IS TRUE.
EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED.
The 9/11 crew are believed to have been Takfiris, and the chief of the Lebanese-Syrian Druzes Kamal Jumblatt have accused them of fighting on BOTH side of the Syrian war with the intend to stiffen Muslim resolve for world conquest. -
6/23/13, 6:49 PM
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