Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Bananas

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Bananas

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Two thoughts:

Funny
That the banana slicer was even manufactured and sold is prima facie that we're a doomed civilization
The commenter must be a Clinton banana guy

Rodger the Real King of France 7/11/2013 11:36:00 AM 8 Comments

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...: Nah...I do mine the old fashioned way...With needle and thread!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHbXYGSB-wQ; 7/11/13, 12:21 PM
DougM said...: Before peeling, insert a needle in places where the holes won't show, then use it to slice without disturbing the skin. Great magic trick.; 7/11/13, 1:38 PM
DougM said...: ^ I should'a mentioned that you move the needle back and forth (no thread). The needle itself easily cuts through a ripe banana. You can feel the inside of the peel as you do it. With a little practice, you can do it under the breakfast table with any ol' banana. It works best if you don't do special hey-look-at-my-magic-banana any patter, but just open the banana and dump the slices on your cereal as you're talking normally and someone's looking at you.; 7/11/13, 1:47 PM
molonlabe28 said...: Take comfort, Rodge, in the fact that Bill Clinton also had a bent banana.; 7/11/13, 2:19 PM
Helly said...: I've seen this useful and durable product unfairly maligned for years.

I eat exactly ½ banana/day. So I can't buy a bunch without freezing them. But my smoothie blender can't cope with big chucks of frozen fruit.

Shopping day is stressful enough. I'm usually boiling a load of eggs, butchering a big lump of meat, and fermenting a gallon of yogurt. On top of that, bagging 60+ banana slices is too much.

So I halve them longitudinally into slices thin enough to break into bits when frozen. Which becomes another daily mess. I think this product would improve my quality of life.; 7/11/13, 2:26 PM
Anonymous said...: Jeezus Helly, loosen up. Go on a meat only diet, and start drinking copious quantities of gin.

Casca; 7/12/13, 2:28 AM
iri said...: I didn't know you could freeze a banana and use it over! Wow, no more buying green bananas. Really?; 7/12/13, 6:25 AM
Anonymous said...: Great Reviews here:

http://www.amazon.com/Maisto-Fresh-Metal-Tailwinds-Endurance/dp/B004JFMOGK; 7/12/13, 8:30 PM

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Bananas

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