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Saturday, September 28, 2013
I only told her to do that and she did not do it.
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I and my friends Smith & Wesson will be waiting for your visit....
- 9/28/13, 10:50 AM
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Very much like AT&T customer service these days, I found much to my delight when moving service recently. Whilst gen-u-wine A-mur-kin representatives can be accessed by accident, a lot of the time you will be routed to the Indian Sub-Continent, and hilarity will ensue. Now here is the fine print they will not tell you about: Very much by accident, I discovered that AT&T has an "advocate" representative available for those situations when the hilarity turns to goat-screwing. I experienced a high volume of goat-screwing in trying to get my service moved, and ended up resorting to the advocate people several times. You have to ask for one, Indira or Sanjay will not automatically shuttle you over to one while she's, um, entertaining herself, doing her goat-screw dance. But she will connect you with one immediately upon demand, and they will cut thru the horse shit for you.
It saved my Christianity more than once.
You are very welcome.
Sir H the Comet - 9/28/13, 11:18 AM
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Sir H the Comet, It's been my experience to say, "I wish to speak with someone in the United States, please" or "United States, please." It works. Is that the advocate?
- 9/28/13, 12:53 PM
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Couldn't get this out of my mind while reading the post, so here it is~~
Matthew Bennell: [dials his phone] I'll get the police.
Telephone Operator: Police.
Matthew Bennell: Officer, I'd like to report four bodies in my backyard.
Telephone Operator: Wait right there Mr. Bennell.
Matthew Bennell: How do you know my name?
J
ack Bellicec: [Jack's eyes widen with fear] Hang up, Matthew.
Matthew Bennell: [into the phone] I didn't tell you my name.
Jack Bellicec: Hang up!
Matthew Bennell: [hangs up the phone] I didn't tell them my name!
Nancy Bellicec: That's because they're all part of it. They're all pods, all of them!
Yep. Just like that. - 9/28/13, 3:36 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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I have a tingle of the bad kind in my nether region.
- 9/28/13, 4:43 PM
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Yes and mostly no, Juice. Usually Sanjay says it isn't possible to switch to either the United States, or a supervisor. But once, and only once, Vaheera finally agreed to switch me to a supervisor. She switched me to Saheen in Accounting. Indian accounting, of course. Saheen blew her stack and said she didn't understand why Vaheera switched me to her, they didn't do customer service in Accounting. Evidently ugly Americans have been dumped on her before. Anyway, Saheen informed me there was noting she could do for me, but then asked if I would like to speak to someone in the United States, and immediately switched me to some sweet-sounding young-sounding in San Diego, who handled the problem.
You have to very specifically ask in very plain English for an AT&T Advocate. That may not completely solve things, but, will get you moved along to the next step.
Sir H the Comet - 9/28/13, 8:13 PM
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wow Sir H, haven't had that problem ever. I was advised by an American rep' to ask for American. It has worked for me with ATT.
- 9/28/13, 8:32 PM
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yeah, Rodger. Sci-Fi is fun until it moves into your neighborhood. For. Real.
- 9/28/13, 8:34 PM