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Wednesday, October 30, 2013
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Al Gore has all the charisma of a love child of Dick Cheney and Barbra Streisand. He has the perception of Sean Penn, the political savvy of John McCain, the credibility of Jay Carney, the experience of Barack Soetoro, and the scientific acumen of Slapsie Maxie Rosenbloom. Without his staff of toadies and sycophant speechwriters, he couldn’t produce a fart after a whole week of beans ‘n’ franks.
The guy has the head of a forgotten pumpkin discovered after the spring snowmelt. As far back as I can remember, he’s had absolutely nothing of consequence to say, and he has always said it with the fire and conviction of a middle-school dropout, including bad delivery, ineffective gestures, unconnected reasoning, and unsupported assumptions. He is a professional loser, an imposter, an empty size 53-stout suit, a poster child for birth control, a crank, and an embarrassment to the good people of Tennessee.
Al’s favorite exercises are leaping to faulty conclusions, flying off the handle with little provocation, slapping himself on the back, running down American business, and shooting off his mouth.
Beyond the energy-wasting mansions, the private planes, the Secret Service protection, the free medical treatment for life, the outrageous salary, and the megabucks from his book deals, appearance fees, and endorsements, he’s just like the rest of us, except for the fact that he’s a fucking moron.
He’s trying to become a rock-star personality like Barack O’Bammah but he’s coming out more like the Michelin Man in a blue suit. He’s as likeable as Michael Moore and as ethical as Anthony Weiner, and long ago he apparently donated his brain to the North American Institute for the Irrecoverably Dense.
Hillary Clinton spelled backward is notnilcyrallih
Barack Obama spelled backward is amabokcarab
Mitt Romney spelled inside out is tormytime
And Rudy Giuliani spelled sideways is diluriginay.
Of course no matter how you try to rearrange the letters, Al Gore always comes out fuckinjerk.
- 10/30/13, 9:55 AM
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That is no way to speak about your betters and you will atone. Just ask them.
- 10/30/13, 10:07 AM
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^^ Ahhhh..., more sweet word candy from the old prof.
Mmmm,mmmm that was good. I'll savor that righteous bludgeoning for a while.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick - 10/30/13, 11:05 AM
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bocopro, that was just... epic.
- 10/30/13, 11:32 AM
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bocopro....beautiful. drummermanrick
- 10/30/13, 11:48 AM
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Actually, it's just self-plagiarism . . . stuff I've posted before in various places and just updated to fit here.
And I can't remember for sure, but I think I got the spelling thing from someplace else, not my own stuff, back about 8 or 9 years ago. - 10/30/13, 12:39 PM
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"he couldn’t produce a fart after a whole week of beans ‘n’ franks."
That is sublimely poetic.
- 10/30/13, 6:18 PM