Thursday, October 17, 2013

Real? Best Classified Ever!

 
Res Ipsa Loquitur

½ of a Bed: MAKE ME AN OFFER!

I’m moving and selling my side of the bed. Well-used, but some of that egg-carton foam would probably fix it right up. My brand new ex-wife still owns the other side of the bed, but don’t worry, she doesn’t seem to mind sharing it with complete strangers.

BONUS: This bed is ALWAYS warm due to it never going more than a few hours without someone being in it! This comes in especially handy if you’re away working out west trying to make enough to cover the mortgage payments.

NOTE: Apparently there’s been like 3 different guys that may be able to claim squatter’s rights on my side of the bed since they spent more time in it than I did. Not sure what the rules are on that.

Send me an offer if you’re interested.

Buyer Beware!

10/17/2013 12:51:00 PM 3 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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3 comments:

Jess said...

I think that can be summarized as "Whore Caveat Emptor"

10/17/13, 1:31 PM
Anonymous said...

A Texas oil man went to court and demanded a divorce from his adulterous wife.

"On what grounds?" the judge asked.

"Breach of contract."

"Come on, now," the judge admonished. "You don't own your wife as if she were a piece of property."

"Maybe not," the Texan said. "But I damn sure have exclusive drilling rights!"

Tim

10/17/13, 2:37 PM
iri said...

Huh? He's been faithfully married to the GOP so what else is new? At least he figured it out and is doing something about it.

10/17/13, 4:25 PM

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