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Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Why I killed the 3rd pd. English class
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This is California, right? How about, "It was totally my idea to dress up as a girl and run for homecoming queen and Tommy stole it. Now, when I want to feel pretty, people say I'm just copying Tommy. THAT TIARA SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINE!!!"
- 10/16/13, 11:31 AM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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That works.
- 10/16/13, 11:37 AM
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Dear Mom,
By now you've seen the news and are probably worried about me since you know that only I and two other guys on earth (who are both in Afghanistan) could have made that shot. You heard from Sis I was in DC last week so you probably put two and two together. You're welcome, I love you, gotta go. - 10/16/13, 1:42 PM
- Juice said...
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Being sent home for a french fry gun vs "pretend" first person killer. Hmmm? The kid with the best writing skills get put on the crazy list and is expelled for future possible crimes.
It's a set up I tell ya!
- 10/16/13, 1:51 PM
- Juice said...
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Which reminds me....
Went to the ortho doc a couple weeks ago and had all new extensive paperwork to fill out. Some pages I ignored a being government redundancy, but one really proved it. Where a patient would mark the pain zones on a human body outline, the current instruction read: Draw in your face then circle where the pain is. WTFF!
After stating to the front desk that the paperwork was bullshit (to which she agreed) I asked wth is draw in your face (no I didn't)? Then she said, "It's for all the people who actually do it. You wouldn't believe it." Obama-dumb-shit-care. - 10/16/13, 1:59 PM