Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Google Auto Complete

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Google Auto Complete

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What Your State Wants, According to Google Autocomplete

Google Autocomplete is notorious for taking a standard search and anticipating something completely ridiculous.

In the style of Tumblr user [garbled, looks like Assclown], we conducted our own experiment and created a map of what each state wants (according to Autocomplete).

SEE ALSO: 20 Searches Made Ridiculous by Google Autocomplete

Tell us what your state really wants and I'll make an accurate map.

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Rodger the Real King of France 1/25/2014 09:59:00 AM 17 Comments

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17 comments:

Anonymous said...: Mass. wants to be annexed by Cuba.

j_c_; 1/25/14, 10:07 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: winner!; 1/25/14, 10:36 AM
Unknown said...: This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.; 1/25/14, 10:46 AM
Anonymous said...: TN wants to see slo-mo replays of ************ a Barrett 50cal, on PPV.

Another job saved or created.

# posted by Blogger Rick Richards : 1/25/14, 10:46 AM

Also, we dun't need no SS inquiries, so "couch" your phrases please.; 1/25/14, 11:01 AM
DougM said...: Michigan wants … to beat Ohio State; 1/25/14, 11:21 AM
Anonymous said...: Florida wants to impeach and jail Obungler; 1/25/14, 11:52 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Ohio State wants to beat Maryland.
uh .. Anonymous; 1/25/14, 11:57 AM
Murphy(AZ) said...: Arizona wants a wall from the river crossing to Nevada south to the Mexican border (to keep the Kalifornicators out,) then east to New Mexico (to keep the Undocumented Tourists out,) then north to Four Points, (again, to keep the Kalifornicators who made it as far as Santa Fe out,) with Sheriff Joe patrolling the wall.; 1/25/14, 2:22 PM
poletax said...: West Virginia wants to be the Hell left alone.; 1/25/14, 3:46 PM
JeremyR said...: Why does Kansas want Alabama? They have their hands full with Texas, Oklahoma, and OK state.; 1/25/14, 8:18 PM
Anonymous said...: The original map has Pennsylvania correct. We just want to get back to earning an honest, decent living.

Annoyed White Male; 1/25/14, 8:25 PM
caughtinthebight said...: Oregon wants to be just like it's big brother to the South, California.
f.; 1/25/14, 9:17 PM
Richard said...: Mississippi wants to win some SEC football games.; 1/25/14, 9:38 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: I am logging these.; 1/26/14, 9:39 AM
Anonymous said...: Idaho wants California, Oregon and Washington to sink into the sea.

IdahoHunter; 1/26/14, 9:41 AM
iri said...: Texas wants open carry and public hangings. We also want to shoot foreign invaders like we used to. I'd start in Austin.; 1/26/14, 12:59 PM
Anonymous said...: Texas wants gun companies to leave NY, CT and IL and relocate here, where they'll be treated as heroes rather than as the enemy, and won't have to deal with labor unions and stifling state regulations.

I'm iffy about open carry, myself, but I'd settle for Vermont-style gun laws.

Kim; 1/27/14, 11:55 AM

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Google Auto Complete

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