I Get Letters

“ Dear Mr. Schultz:     Thank you for writing to me about President Obama's policies.  It's good to hear from you.     We face many challenges as a nation and I think it is important that we work together to find common sense solutions.  Please know that my goal is to meet the day to day needs of Marylanders and the long-term needs of our nation.  While we may not agree on all issues you have a right to be heard and to be represented.      However, I object to you calling me and my congressional colleagues "a pack of vacuous, vomitrocious smegging bum-wipes."  Further more, I am quite sure that Abraham Lincoln never, as you inferred, questioned someone's mental acuity as being ".. as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had been starved to death. Since I must be concerned about the state of your mind, I will ask the Maryland Tax Division, and the Internal Revenue Serice to look into measures to help bring you back into the herd,  so to speak.  Sincerely, Barbara A. Mikulski United States Senator Please do not respond directly to this e-mail. The originating e-mail account is not monitored. If you would like to get in touch with me again, please visit the comments page of my website here. If you would like to get regular updates, please sign up for my E-Newsletter here. Please follow me on Twitter and Facebook. The Senator's letter was a reply to this (Cardid has not replied) I am not making some of this up. ”