Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Piece of Cake

Monday, January 06, 2014

Piece of Cake

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Cataract Schmateract

Didn't feel a thi Excruciating pain because, in a G. Gordon Liddy moment I faced my fear and refused all pain meds. One nurse yelled, "This is the bravest patient we've ever had." I wanted to do the cutting myself but the surgeon said it wasn't allowed by my insurance, Pussies,

Piece of cake. Now where's that bear I'm supposed to rape?

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Rodger the Real King of France 1/06/2014 01:04:00 PM 17 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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17 comments:

iri said...: Can you see me now?; 1/6/14, 1:43 PM
rickn8or said...: Pain? Ha! Wait 'till you pull that tape off!

G. Gordon Liddy was an idiot; whenever someone offers you pain meds, take 'em! (Take it from someone that gets the whibblies from needles and knives.); 1/6/14, 2:06 PM
Helly said...: Thank goodness the surgery was a success, and you can see again.

Your posts will be a lot better now, right?; 1/6/14, 2:39 PM
drew458 said...: Hey, isn't that Major Healy from I Dream Of Jeannie?; 1/6/14, 2:47 PM
Juice said...: "Looking good Rodge" will have an all new meaning from this day forth. Congrat's and thank the Lord.

p.s.
No meds because MoSup was holding your hand, right?; 1/6/14, 3:10 PM
toadold said...: I sneer not, 'cause while the risk is small it is still there.; 1/6/14, 4:43 PM
iri said...: "Hey, isn't that Major Healy..."

No, it's frigg'n John Wayne. I thought he was dead.; 1/6/14, 5:21 PM
Anonymous said...: Again with the no roll-over. Schidt.

Seriously, good news. You will enjoy the new eye. Are they doing both?

Sir H the Comet; 1/6/14, 5:22 PM
Skoonj said...: When do you get the second one done? For me it was a few months.; 1/6/14, 5:47 PM
Juice said...: HOPE you took home some pain pills!; 1/6/14, 6:11 PM
JohnO said...: I assume for that price you got the x-ray vision upgrade?; 1/6/14, 6:22 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Haven't any pain whatever; having the next one done in Feb. Had a three hour stress nap this afternoon.; 1/6/14, 7:18 PM
Anonymous said...: Hope You feel better Boss . Get some rest , and work on them Gin Blossoms ! P.S. Are you sure Babs Mikulski didn't give you a right hook ? LOL ; ) > SMIBSID; 1/6/14, 7:25 PM
Juice said...: Good to know you don't have pain and so glad that all went well.

But must admit, of all the surgeries I've had none of them was ever painless.; 1/6/14, 7:40 PM
Anonymous said...: My first thought was Orson Bean.

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

But congrats on the successful repair.

__mech; 1/6/14, 10:23 PM
Anonymous said...: Yay!!!

U so brave!!! And handsome with that dashing eyepatch...

[this shiite ain't for sissies, yanno]

e~C; 1/6/14, 11:40 PM
Anonymous said...: After being diagnosed with cataracts forming in both eyes last fall, I had the lens in both eyes replaced. Thursday, I will go back to get my new glasses. The procedure both times as completely painless and took approximately 45 minutes from the time we went into the eye clinic to when we left. It costs just under $5000.00 per eye, mostly paid for by our insurance. We had a $200.00 co-pay. It was damn sure well worth it.

Scottiebill; 1/7/14, 12:48 PM

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