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Friday, February 28, 2014
Hey BRO
8 comments:
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Esteve said...
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Does Obama know that Cain asked God "am I my brothers keeper" after he killed his brother, Abel?
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2/28/14, 11:18 AM
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Anonymous said...
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$200 million would do a bunch of vasectomies and would actually be an investment, unlike most government programs. You father a kid out of wedlock, you get cut. In time, that would lower the black crime and unemployment problem. Sounds racist and cruel, but I think it was Bill Cosby who said stay in school, don't get pregnant until you're married and stay married.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick -
2/28/14, 12:27 PM
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TomR,armed in Texas said...
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White is a color also.
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2/28/14, 1:17 PM
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DougM said...
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Might wanna check in with Barry's actual half-brother to see how that's workin' out.
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2/28/14, 3:50 PM
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Anonymous said...
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200 million? If it actually solved 10% of the problem it would be the best thing Obie ever did.
Expect the President from Indonesia to turn it over to his pals from Solyndra, though. -
2/28/14, 4:13 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Doug M wins again
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2/28/14, 4:17 PM
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Anonymous said...
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President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. “We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.”
In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.
Mandatory nonperformance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, “Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?”
“As a non-abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember ‘righty tighty, lefty loosey’. “This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security.” With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Sen. Dick Durbin, Il: “As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so.”
This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Barack Obama.
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3/1/14, 11:34 AM
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iri said...
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"Americans With No Abilities Act"
That's already been done. Walk into any government office. -
3/1/14, 5:24 PM
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