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A man received a text
message from his neighbor... :
"Joe - I'm truly sorry about this, but I have a confession to
make. I am
texting you, because I would be uncomfortable looking you in the eye.
I am using your wife day and night, whenever you are not home to
see.
I am probably enjoying your wife more than you. Since I got laid
off
last month, it has become easier and easier. I feel I have been
shameless.
I am confessing this because now I feel guilty about it, and because I
am afraid my children will find out I am cheating. I have always
tried
to teach them the value of character, and I have let everyone down.
Please accept my sincere apologies. I can't undo what's been
done,
but I promise to restrain myself in the future. Please don't say
anything to the kids."
Sincerely, Bob
A few minutes later, while Joe was in a heated discussion with his miz,
he received another message from Bob.
"Hey Joe - that danged Verizon auto-correct messed up.... I meant
'wifi' not 'wife'!"
Merrily
