Wednesday, February 05, 2014

That Old Black Magic





THAT OLD BLACK MAGIC

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Like a fool, I had the news on today when the Job-Killer-in-Chief sent that animated slug out to try to spin the latest CBO report on the millions of FTEs the ACA will cost over the next few years.  I mean, Sheeeesh!!  What a maroon!

What the guy tried to say was that the ACA impact on employment will be to make it possible for people who want health care but don’t want to work at a full-time job to get it can STILL get it by working part-time jobs . . . and that it will give them the opportunity to get out of a job they feel locked into and go do something they’d prefer, something more fun, even tho it’s not full-time.   “Opportunity!”  “Flexibility!”

 Farkle!!!!  I don’t even know where to start ripping into that bucket of hogwash.   Fully realizing that Pelosi and Schumer and lots of others, especially the alphabet “news” networks, will somehow spin the continuing loss of jobs IN THE FRIGGIN MILLIONS and the resulting loss of revenue combined with the increased dependency upon Welfare and Food Stamps and MedicAid as a GOOD THING!!!!!!

 


Line from a favorite song of mine, “That Old Black Magic,” went through my mind and wouldn’t go away:  “Down and down I go, round and round I go . . . in a spin, and lovin that spin I’m in . . . while under that old black magic called DUMB!!!”

I pretty much remember the lyrics, but I called it up anyway.  Looked at it and realized it doesn’t need much tweaking to turn it into an accurate parody of the LameStream media’s love affair with Soetoro.  But I did a little here and there to tighten it up a bit:

 

        “This New Black Magic”

 This new black magic’s got me in its spell,

Obama magic that they weave so well,

Those left-hand fingers up there in his spine,

The same old bullshit we’ve heard many times.

 

That tingle Mathews gets along his thighs,

And when Jay Carney starts his daily lies,

People, down and down we go, round and round we go,

Like a corpse attempting to rise.

 

We should fire his ass, but what can we do,

Reid’s got the votes, and he’s a tool

A tool with just enough clout

That only revolt can run the bum out.

 

For he’s “the one that we’ve been waiting for”

The savior that all blacks twice voted for

 

And every time he gives a speech,

Truthfulness down and down we go, round and round we go

In a spin, and lovin that spin we’re in

While under that new black magic called Writ.



Ron"Geoffrey Chaucer" Metzger




3 comments:

Helly said...

It's not a bug; it's a feature. Slavery is now a lifestyle choice.

iri said...

Nicely done Mr. Metzger. That's a great song to parody, all due respect to Miss Ella.

Chris in NC said...

That GIF is the best. Laughed hard. Thanks!

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