Monday, April 21, 2014

BLOWING UP

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Blowing Stuff Up


When a woman gets a vibrator, it's viewed as a bit of naughty fun. 

BUT when a guy orders a 24-Volt Sunbeam FKCU Master Pro 5000 blow-up latex doll with six-speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream Dolby surround sound system, with huge breasts and pink nipples,............. he's called a pervert.

Cuzzin Ricky 

I'm reminded; watched a bit of a movie titled Lars and the Real Girl on Netflix last year. Dude falls in love with a sex doll and brings it with him to social affairs.  It actually disgusted me. Of course, that's obviously due to my inability to appreciate real art.

Despite not earning back its initial budget in theatrical release, Lars and the Real Girl was critically acclaimed. It earned an Academy Award nomination for "Best Writing (Original Screenplay)", while Gosling received a Golden Globe Award nomination for "Best Actor in a Motion Picture Comedy" and a Screen Actors Guild Award nomination for "Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role". Wiki

The sickest characters?  Them what tried to show their capacity for diversity by accommodating this sick freak's depravity.  Since I only watched about 20 minutes, however, it could be that they were all blown-up in the end, and I've misjudged.  Let me know.



12 comments:

Anonymous said...


I think Cuzzin Ricky left off the description of that doll, the IR Remote that doubles as a laser pointer in the off hours. I know it was included in shipment.

Geo

toadold said...

Interesting, does mechanically aided masturbation become sex slavery if it is a sentient device?

Anonymous said...

Only before Skynet became self-aware two years ago, Toadold.

For some reason, that blow-up doll reminded me of Hanoi Jane in Barbarella. It has about as much soul and personality as she does.

Sir H the Comet

Leonard Jones said...

Of course there was "Critical acclaim," that is SOP for the
liberal media. Do you mean that someone actually made a
movie about Bud Bundy?

Anonymous said...

I'm with Cuzzin Ricky.I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.
I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.
I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough!
But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes f*cking nuts!!!
Women, I can't figure them out!.
Tim

Rodger the Real King of France said...

We are a suffering lot for sure. Sigh.

toadold said...

But,But,I thought a blow job wasn't "real" sex as Bill defined it.

leelu said...

"Lars" is actually a good movie. I was afraid it was going to be him and his sex doll, but it is really about his struggle to get back to 'normal' from some serious trauma, and the small town's willingness to support him in his healing, and how it affects them, too.

Give it another shot.

Then try "Safety Not Guaranteed".

DougM said...

[sharp intake of breath]
Nope.
Not stickin' my thing into any electro-mechanical device. Geeze, you guys ever get a safety briefing in shop class?

USMC2841 said...

If you're doll comes with a box of fuses you may want to bump up to 50 amp breaker on a 220v circuit.

USMC2841 said...

My bad just noticed the terminals. haven't seen a non-maintenace free battery in a while. Portability is one of the key features but good luck getting that past the TSA.

Anonymous said...

Word is that the upcoming Model 7500 will also be able to make sandwiches.

Kim

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