Monday, April 28, 2014

There's a hole in your bucket dear Liza


Police State        




There's a hole in your bucket dear Liza, dear Liza 
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We get messages from the gas company telling us that we used too much power at such and such time,  and offer tips on how to cut back  In real time.  Let's be gentle and accept that the gas company's smart meters are nothing more than a labor saving device that throw a million meter readers out of a job but don't result in lower rates, but there is nothing sinister about them.  There is no getting around it though, the gas company, and therefore any government agency that have a notion, can know about your habits.

They already have access to your driving habits, and you pay for the privilege (OnStar tracking,  manufacturer installed event data recorders (EDR), cell phones.)  If you watched the BBC series SPOOKS you've seen M-I5 access London's vast network of CCTV cams and search for people via face recognition.  In real time. Futuristic?  If you use Chrome or have Firefox's Google image source plug in, you can find all events of a single picture in a heartbeat.  How much fun is that?  Way.  But like the man said, we will give government the tools to enslave us, and thank them for it each step of the way.

But here's what, for me, is the kiss of death. 


Liza dear, we noticed that you wore torn panties on your date with Leo.  Your father and I were so embarrassed; it's  a reflection on how we raised you.

Think back, boy and girls, about your first clumsy sexual encounter at the drive-in, or under the porch.  Or your honeymoon. Or taking cigarette money from mom's purse.  Or any moment at all.   Google's smart contact lens system with a CAMERA built in means that, in the future, all of it can be posted to Facebook. There is no going back.

I think Earth inhabitants have reached this stage before, multiple times in its 4 billion year history.  It's about time.



2 comments:

Helly said...

I admit to freaking out when I see a google ad directed at me because they scanned a key word from a friend's email. I really don't like websites that start with "Welcome back Helen". But I've got brass tacks to deal with.

I live on a little key (Florida island) with a bridge at each end. There are license plate readers at both bridges that track our arrives and departures every day of the year. Of course this data can be used to predict behavior patterns into the future; such as when we won't be home next Saturday.

Recently our mayor came to address us at the church ladies' breakfast. I was loaded and unlocked. I asked where this data was kept and who had access to it. How was it protected from misuse? What happens when a town employee is caught selling the information to burglars?

He told me his wife was a lawyer. She had these same questions and more. He had no answers because the law enforcement employees of the town no longer recognized the authority of our civilian representatives, and would not reveal how the program was run. She also predicted this would develop into an earthshaking catastrophe for the town unless it was stopped.

Anonymous said...

LOL... My pals and I noticed, that on the nights you went out 'hunting', hoping to 'get some', you always put on your top shelf underwear - to no avail. Conversely, we noticed the most likely time you would get 'lucky' was when you were wearing drawers with holes in them, and you had been wearing them for at least 36 hours :)

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