"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Sunday, May 11, 2014
Subject: FSU football player
to put it in the blender
FSU football player....
A student went to Florida State on a football scholarship. He was a
great running back, but a poor student.
At graduation, he didn't have enough credits. But he was a
great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean
give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if
could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.
The one question test was held in the auditorium and all the
students packed the place. It was standing room only.
The dean was on the stage and told him to come up. The dean had the
diploma in his hand and said, "sir, if you can answer this question
correctly I'll give you your diploma." He said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Sir," he said, "How much is three times seven?"
He looked up at the ceiling and the down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The FSU students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"
Then he held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. he said,
"I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."
A hush fell over the auditorium and the students began another chant. "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
Kinda sounds like some of our members of Congress, don't it?