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My wife maintained that giving
birth is
way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts (my nephew had
just thrown a ball that nailed me in the stones; I collapsed to my
knees in agony). Well, after another beer and some heavy
deductive thinking I came up with the rebuttal. I tell her that
getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and here
is the reasoning behind my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth a
woman
will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other
hand you will never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like
another kick in the nuts."
So she kicked me in the nuts. MoSup |
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Sunday, June 15, 2014
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Rodger the Real King of France
6/15/2014 10:49:00 PM
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Define female logic : In the movie "AS Good As It Gets", Jack Nicholson's character, Melvin, writes women's books and endures severe OCD. When accosted by a gushing lady fan about how he knows so much about the female psyche, he responds : "Simple, I think like a man, then I leave out reason and accountability." The End.
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