Retired
guy has a physical and the doctor asks how his wife Doris is doing.
"
She's fine, except for her hearing.
Can you give her a referral to have her ears tested"?
"Well, sure. But. let's
try this
first, to get a handle on just how bad her hearing is. Go three
rooms
away from her and ask her something. If she doesn't answer,
go two
rooms away, and try again."
So the guy goes home and moves to a room three removed from the wife
and asks her a question in a normal tone.
No response.
He moves a room closer and asks the question.
No response.
Finally, he walks into her room and asks the question once again.
"For chrissake Harry; I've answered that
twice already! How many times does it take?
MoSup
