Today's Homily
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Saturday, October 25, 2014
Vegans live longer because ...
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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7 comments:
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And contain salt.
- 10/25/14, 10:39 AM
- DougM said...
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Well, vegans don't actually live longer.
It's just that those statistics are based on official death certificates, and dead vegans may not be missed for years. - 10/25/14, 10:54 AM
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Actually it just seems longer.
JLW III - 10/25/14, 11:26 AM
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Well, I imagine they spend more time crapping and you know inactive time seems to drag compared with busy time. Long times on the throne can seem endless when that bean loaf in the oven needs your attention.
- 10/25/14, 12:25 PM
- Unknown said...
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Q. How can you tell when someone is a vegan?
A. Don't worry: They'll tell you! - 10/25/14, 11:39 PM
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They don't live longer - it just seems that way because their lives are so miserable.
- 10/26/14, 5:40 AM
- HMS Defiant said...
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Yep, agree with the above. When your suffering appears endless time drags out forever and ever and ever. Subjectively they usually die, in a herd, going over a cliff when they feel 10,301 years old.
Poor bastards. If only they ate the occasional chipmunk. - 10/26/14, 2:54 PM