Sunday, November 30, 2014

Sayeth the Whore of Babylon








"The Loin In Winter"
Hugh Hefner's age (minus) his fiance's age (plus) Hugh Hefner's
liver spots (divided) by his shriveled testicles = I'm going to barf.
NotSoSexyTruth




“One of things I’ve always wondered was if there was a signal that Hugh used when he wanted sex. Like a bell. I also wonder if all them now have some sort of Pavlovian response to the signal. Like, if you ding a bell, does Kendra’s vagina shrivel and contract? That’s how I imagine a vagina weeps by the way. Kendra Wilkinson Had to be Wasted ...


 


11/30/2014 04:58:00 PM 9 Comments

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Anonymous said...

Proof that money is the greatest aphrodisiac of all.
Tim

11/30/14, 5:12 PM
Tom Smith said...

I aint rich and my wife has the same routine

11/30/14, 6:40 PM
pdwalker said...

Haters are going to hate.

11/30/14, 7:23 PM
Anonymous said...

Hugh has nothing to prove. Why should be labor on and on for six or eight minutes? No one wants to wait that long for a sammich. -Anymouse

11/30/14, 8:13 PM
Anonymous said...

Hugh has nothing to prove. Why should be labor on and on for six or eight minutes? No one wants to wait that long for a sammich. -Anymouse

11/30/14, 8:19 PM
Jess said...

Ain't love grand?

12/1/14, 8:56 AM
molonlabe28 said...

Hef's act (you know, the silk pajamas, robe and slippers) got old back around 1956.

He is, and always has been, disgusting.

12/1/14, 3:38 PM
Ralph Gizzip said...

Freddie Mercury had sex with over 3000 men and died of AIDS at the age of 45.

Hugh Hefner has had sex with over 3000 women and is almost 90 years old.

Brown or Pink.
Stop and think.

12/1/14, 7:10 PM
Anonymous said...

Moo-lin-yan says:

I heard that Michelle Obama called Hef and offered to pose nude for Playboy.

Hef's response? "No thanks, but why don't you try National Geographic?"

12/3/14, 12:12 AM

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