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  Attorney General Eric Holder said the only person who could play him in a movie is Denzel Washington. Do you know who I think should play Holder? Oprah's boyfriend, Stedman. Politicians are really getting desperate. In fact, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid sent out a final fundraising email to Democrats with the subject line, “I'm begging.” Because what better way to show you're a strong leader than acting like you're drunk and dialing your ex? Today is the midterm elections. The Washington Post is predicting that there's a 98 percent chance of the Republicans taking the Senate and The New York Times says there's a 75 percent chance. And CNN said, “Wait, that’s today?” During a speech on Sunday, President Obama said to the crowd, “We've got to vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.” This went on for an hour until someone finally fixed his teleprompter. -- Jimmy Fallon |
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Monday, November 10, 2014
Michelle's Fried Chicken
2 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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I predict that the next election will see every Popeye's Chicken become a voting site. They will be unstoppable. -Anymouse
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11/10/14, 4:25 PM
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Anonymous said...
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After hurricane Catrina they were interviewing survivors in southern Mississippi and Louisiana. They asked how people were coping with the loss of churches. Most folks said it was OK cause they was Popeyes and KFC all over the place.
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11/10/14, 9:32 PM
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