I
remember us visiting my parents one Sunday. My wife prompted,
"tell them
about your order." I told them that, yes, their son had just
received
the largest order in the history of the company I worked for." My
mother beamed and cooed. My dad, after a few moments of furrowed
browness
said, "How are you going to make your
quota net year?"
Now, just days after an historic thumping of the Obamissariat, we are
awash with this storyline:
After securing control of the Senate
Tuesday, Republicans are already staring down a daunting map for 2016
DAMNATIION! Why couldn't we have just lost
this election. Why God, why! But, wait! P.J. Comix
chimes in.
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Please, Blue Fairy! Oh PRETTY PLEASE!!! Please return the Senate to the
Democrats in 2016.
The DUmmies are now praying for the Senate to return to majority
Democrat in 2016. However, the very map they have posted shows it is an
almost impossible task. I see at most 3 or maybe even 4 chances at the
most. Not enough to regain the Senate especially since Landrieu looks
like history and Manchin has a good chance of switching sides soon. In
fact, the Democrats could even lose a couple of seats in 2016. I am
thinking of Nevada tossing out Harry Reid and Colorado dumping their
remaining Democrat. Even some DUmmies have given up hope as you can see
on their thread, The Senate Map Flips in 2016. So let us now watch the
DUmmies cross their fingers and wish real hard for a 2016 Senate flip
in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who
enjoys watching the DUmmies flip their lids, is in the [brackets]:
The
Senate Map Flips in 2016
[Say it enough times and you
might believe it.]
“After securing control of the
Senate
Tuesday, Republicans are already staring down a daunting map for 2016,”
Roll Call reports.
[It doesn't look daunting at
all. Conservatives states are going to vote their approval of
shamnesty?]
“The majority of the Senate
battleground in the next election cycle will be fought on Republican
turf, with the GOP defending 24 seats to the Democrats’ 10. There is
more trouble for the party beneath those raw numbers; only two
Democratic seats are in competitive states, while more than half a
dozen Republican incumbents face re-election in states President Barack
Obama carried at least once.”
[Yawn! Maybe if you DUmmies rub
that map enough and chant it might work. Now to the DUmmie hopeful
reactions...]
Don't worry Our wonderful
Democratic
Party leaders and their highly paid grifters...err...I mean
"consultants" and "strategists" will find some way to f*** it up.
[COAKLEY 2016!!!]
Yes, but at the moment none of
these
are "open" seats. I think people don't understand how bad the map was
for Senate Democrats this year. Not only were we fighting on Republican
turf in many places, but there were so many open seats, due mostly to
senators retiring. Right now, there are no open races in any of the
states that we would hope to turn from red to blue in 2016.
[Party Pooper!!!]
Can Barack Obama Run For Senator
In
Illinois In 2016?..... I know he says this is his last job - but isn't
it possible for him to go back to the Senate? If he can't or doesn't
want to - how about Michelle.
[And you call yourselves a
REALITY based community?]
I wouldn't count on a flip in PA.
It's
not out of the question, but there has to be a ton of negatives for the
Republicans to be ousted in this state.
[Okay, enough with 2016. How
about if we talk 2018?]
PJ
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