Fauxahontas for what?

Elizabeth Warren for what?

“ Howie Carr joins the civilized world in public wonderment that Elizabeth Warren is able to feed herself, let alone be the Progressive's choice to replace what's-his-name? Granted, the American electorate has been significantly dumbed down over the past few decades — think Barack Obama and Deval Patrick. But is the country really so far gone that it would turn to a plagiarizing fake Indian who thinks western Mass. has a seacoast and that Jeanne Shaheen is from Vermont? Er, yes. She’s appalled by the influence of big money in politics, this woman who raised more than $30 million for her first race for political office. In 2012, she was asked by an interviewer about the propriety of such scathing attacks considering she’s a former employee of the asbestos industry who had millions in her own portfolio. To which she replied, I don’t own stocks. I have mutual funds. So by now you know about this boomlet for the former one-32nd Native American who now claims to be Okie down to her toes. Hundreds of Obama aides (enough said) are swooning over her. Some of the moonbat groups have posted Internet videos of her greatest hits, ripping Wall Street for its “greed.” The radical Muslim congressman Keith Ellison has endorsed her. U.S. Rep. Mike Capuano, who has told his pinky-ring union thugs allies to get “a little bloody when necessary” (is that hate speech?) would like to see her in the fight. Some trustafarians called Democracy for America are spending $250,000 to “draft” Fauxahontas. She’s appalled by the influence of big money in politics, this woman who raised more than $30 million for her first race for political office. In 2012, she was asked by an interviewer about the propriety of such scathing attacks considering she’s a former employee of the asbestos industry who had millions in her own portfolio. To which she replied, I don’t own stocks. I have mutual funds. Of course lying is par for the course for politicians. Remember Barack Obama’s conflicting statements about whether he was born in Kenya or Hawaii? But Barry was just trying to up the advance for the narcissistic “autobiography” Bill Ayers wrote for him. When Elizabeth Squawarren lied about her ethnic heritage, she deprived a real Indian of a tenured Ivy League professorship — twice. When this is pointed out to her moonbat supporters, they get all huffy: “What are you — a racist?” You see, she’s one of the Beautiful People, like Obama. Nothing to see here, comrades. Move along. Back in 2011, all the cool kids thought the Occupy movement was The Next Big Thing. This was before the ODs and the murders. Long before Eric Garner, everyone who walked by one of those stinky Occupy encampments said the same thing: “I can’t breathe!” This was Granny Warren’s quote when Occupy was starting: “I created much of the intellectual foundation for what they do.” But then when everyone realized that they were just basement-dwelling drug-addicted illiterate community college dropouts, Liewatha once again tried to rewrite her own personal history: “They made it seem as if I were trying to take credit for a protest I wasn’t even part of.” But she gets away with it. Being PC means never having to say you’re sorry. The Obama aides said she’s the one to take on “rising inequality.” Oh sure, someone who got a loan from Harvard to buy her mansion, who made $350,000 a year to teach one course at Harvard Law. She’s such an elitist she tells her supporters to talk up their friends as they stand in line “at the cheese shop.” Ted Cruz threatens to shut down the government and he’s the devil incarnate, the reincarnation, right down to the jowly cheeks, of Joe McCarthy. Elizabeth Warren, who was white before she was Cherokee before she was white, makes the same threat and the moonbats swoon. The other day, outside a protest in Manhattan outside a Citigroup office, someone was carrying a sign that said, “I’m from the Elizabeth Warren wing of the Democratic party.” Surely he meant to say he was from the fake Indian wing of the unhinged lunatic fringe that has become what was once the party of, well, not Elizabeth Warren. Listen to Howie weekdays on WMEX AM 1510 and WCRN AM 830. I mean, wtf?  Earlier I posited that perhaps she gets the nod because Dems know 2016 is lost, and will douche themselves, so to speak, by running her.    But, my God; have they no rhetorical shame at all?  My dream ticket then would actually be Biden-Warren.  Think of the fun.  ”