.... and a great cook, great lover, great ....

People are always asking. "Say, Rodge .. .... being honest and direct, with an occasional touch of bad taste If you don't write your own epitaph, someone else will.  And it's likely to be some bastard who was jealous of your good looks, manliness and beautiful wife! At the end of Battered Bastards of Baseball Bing Russell recited his own epitaph. I remembered that I liked it, but had to go back last night to get the thing right. I would like that to be my epitaph as well.  Hey, "occasional" is nebulous enough for government work, right?