Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a
beard. "Are you Mohammed?" he asks. "No, My Son, I am St. Peter;
Mohammed is higher up." Peter then points to a ladder that rises into
the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs
the ladder in great strides, ascends up through the clouds and comes
into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, "Are you
Mohammed?" "Why, No", the man answers, "I am Moses; Mohammed is higher
still."
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he climbs the ladder yet
again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man
with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?" "No, I
am Jesus, the Christ...you will find Mohammed higher up."
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh Man! Obama can hardly contain his
delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an
even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with
a silver white beard, and once again repeats his question:
"Are you Mohammed?"
he gasps, as he is by now totally out of breath from all his climbing.
"No, My Son.... I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega. But you
look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?"
Obama says, “Yes, please”! God looks behind him, claps his hands and
yells out:
"Hey Mohammed - two
coffees!"
The stu and skoonj show
(via comments pages of American Thinker)
