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Tuesday, April 14, 2015
SHORT AND SWEET
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Unions. Gotta recognize everyone down to the guy delivering extra creamer to the canteen truck.
Tim - 4/14/15, 11:25 AM
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AND their second and third assistants as well.
Mythology 101 tells us it was the first Star Wars IV that started the trend. - 4/14/15, 12:47 PM
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If you can find it, there is a Barrymore film called "Sweepings" that you might enjoy and it strikes me as relevant to today.
jim - 4/14/15, 1:57 PM
- Linda Fox said...
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They re-made it with Kevin Costner. It sucked.
The original was awesome! - 4/14/15, 2:43 PM
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Back when the Asst Gaffer was a nobody.
- 4/14/15, 6:32 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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I don't know (nor want to) what a gaffer does but my mental image is always some guy with a big hook.
- 4/14/15, 9:41 PM
- leelu said...
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Gaffers get lights and such positioned around the set. For years, I called it "gaffers' tape", until I learned the civilian term is duct (duck) tape.
- 4/15/15, 12:20 PM
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OK, I give up. What was the Costner remake titled?
jim - 4/15/15, 2:00 PM
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On a stage or movie set a gaffer works mostly with lights, but in general a gaffer cobbles together, Okie-rigs, jury-rigs or ni***er-rigs stuff together, often using gaffers' tape or other field expedients.
In the Pitch Biz, to gaff up something is to make it appear or perform far better as demonstrated than it ever would once purchased and taken home. There are any number of products that were designed to be demonstrated and sold but never actually used.
There are also products that do exactly what they claim to do, e.g. the Ginsu Knife and the Sham-Wow.
It's a point of pride for a Pitchman to say "There's no geuzaff in my peuzitch!"
The Pitch Biz usage comes from the Carny usage in which a game is gaffed or rigged to let the mark win or make him lose. Most games are gaffed. A gaff joint is any place (on or off the lot) where business is not K (for Kosher) or on the up-and-up. - 4/15/15, 2:21 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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GOL Stu!
- 4/15/15, 2:45 PM