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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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I knew a woman that experienced orgasm whenever she sneezed. I asked her if she took anything for her condition and she said 'Yes, pepper.'
Tim - 4/15/15, 9:29 AM
- DougM said...
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Hunh …
since it wasn't listed,
evidently science understands why I am bald ontop, but hair grows out of my ears.
Can't wait to hear why.
(What? Nah, prob'ly not to reduce friction during sex.) - 4/15/15, 5:04 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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The reason, Doug, is that hair grows straight up for the "hair farm" in the medulla oblongata minora. As you age the brain becomes swelled with knowledge until it's clogged. The hair can no longer reach the top of your head and is forced out of your ears and nose.
- 4/16/15, 7:42 AM