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GREEN NAZIS                                     Cool! Antarctica From Space.. Cool picture, wot?  But oh-no—and this is why we can't enjoy nice things anymore before some public gadfly tells us why we really shouldn't be happy. Here Al Gore compares satellite pictures of Antarctica taken in 1875 and 2015 to demonstrate how the Earth's atmosphere has been eaten away by aerosol sprays, cow farts and auto exhaustion, causing this extreme meltiness. Oprah is astounded. So are we—at why nobody throws these harpies  down a volcano.