Penn State Shakes

Rivalry and Ribaldry

TOP TEN REASONS Top 10 reasons we didn’t shake hands with PSU last year 10. Coach said "smack’em in the mouth" nothing about shaking hands.  9. We thought they had their hands out for $money$ to help pay their $60 million fine. 8. With that whole E-bola thing we couldn’t be too careful. 7. We had already met minutes earlier when they ran thru our pre-game warm-ups, so no further  introductions were needed. 6. PSU’s #14 had rosey cheeks, watery eyes, and looked sick, and he looked sicker after the game started. 5. UA founder & MD alum Kevin Plank said "Don’t get any of that Nike* crap on our great looking UA uniforms". 4. In that part of Pennsylvania, it starts with a handshake, then its a hug, then its a kiss, and then…well you know. 3. We heard they had played with some "useless nuts"(tOSU) and almost beat’em the week before. 2. We ran out of hand sanitizer in the locker room.  1. They looked like DOOK! by B1GTURTLE on Oct 23, 2015 | 11:19 AM up reply  rec  flag In my freshman year I watched the Terps beat Penn State for the first time.  It would be the last time until last year.  I hate Penn State, in the football sense.  Today, the rematch at home.  There is a reason why Randy Edsall was fired after their loss at Michigan.   The Terps will shake hands with the bastids this time and lose  35-18.  We will kill them next year.  Book it.