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Saturday, December 05, 2015
13 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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Don't worry, Reggie. I'm calling from the car, in the driveway; Michelle can't hear us.
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12/5/15, 10:50 AM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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a very good start
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12/5/15, 11:50 AM
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DougT said...
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So, someone stole data from the Office of Personnel Management, not our Other People's Money accounts? What's all the fuss about,then?
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12/5/15, 12:31 PM
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DougT said...
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Wait, it wasn't radical right wing Christians who killed that Sam Bernadino guy?
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12/5/15, 12:34 PM
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Anonymous said...
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"So the landlord let the media in as we discussed? Good. That'll slow down the investigation until we can develop a better cover story for the Saudi woman."
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12/5/15, 12:40 PM
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HMS Defiant said...
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All that bullet proof armor I'm going to need for the rest of my life really intrudes into the damned car!
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12/5/15, 12:55 PM
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Anonymous said...
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"Nothing much, same old shit, fundamentally effing up the country some more. What are you up to, Vlad?"
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12/5/15, 1:12 PM
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Anonymous said...
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It's raining at Augusta National? Damn. Let's go to Pebble Beach instead.
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12/5/15, 4:46 PM
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Anonymous said...
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"Hello, 911? I'm at the McDonalds in Port St. Lucie, they done run out of muthafuggn McNuggets again. Shell will beat my ass if I come back widout em......-Anymouse
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12/5/15, 5:50 PM
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DougM said...
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• I don't know what they're whinin' about. I feel perfectly safe.
• And add a couple'a hunner dollars to the budget for a cordless phone, m'kay?
• Hold on a sec. Michelle's pounding on the door.
• Ahh, too bad. Well, tell Vladimir that I called. What? O-b-a-m-a
• Then find me a retirement house in a city and state where I can get a carry permit.
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12/5/15, 6:34 PM
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Esteve said...
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Michelle, they put Walmart water in my limo again.
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12/6/15, 10:26 AM
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Anonymous said...
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"...uhhh ...um ...erm ...yeah"
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12/6/15, 12:51 PM
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Anonymous said...
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"Do you have any idea who you're talking to?"
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12/8/15, 1:54 PM
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