Commit to memory; Be a hero to your
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Saturday, January 02, 2016
10 comments:
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Juice said...
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Good fun. Good laughs. Took me here -
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
Henny Youngman
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1/2/16, 3:27 PM
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Anonymous said...
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A recent survey showed that 6 out of seven dwarves are not Happy.
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1/2/16, 3:35 PM
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Anonymous said...
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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.
Tim -
1/2/16, 4:18 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Did you hear about the woman who backed into a fan? Disaster.
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1/2/16, 9:36 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Don't ever try to tell a pun to a kleptomaniac. They'll take it literally.
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1/3/16, 12:20 AM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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What a list; I will rule!
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1/3/16, 10:36 AM
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Unknown said...
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Sometimes all you need is the punchline, e.g., "Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!" or "No, No, Nurse! I said prick his boil!"
Stu Tarlowe aka The Joke Wrangler -
1/3/16, 12:53 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Lady to hardware store clerk:
"I need a 3/8" nut, please".
Clerk: "Do you want a screw for that?"
Lady: "No, but I'll blow you for that toaster over there!"
Phil N. LeBlanc -
1/3/16, 12:58 PM
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Anonymous said...
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There was a young man who's Dad told him to go to Cox's to get a seer sucker suit but he slipped up and went to Sears.
Tim -
1/3/16, 4:30 PM
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pdwalker said...
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Those are so awful.
I can't wait to use them on my kids. -
1/4/16, 9:32 AM
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