Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
“Why?” asks his father?
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The teacher asked - “How much is 2x3” - I said 6, replies Bobby.
“But that's correct!” says his dad.
Yeah, but then she asked me -“How much is 3x2?”
“What's the fucking difference?” asks the father.
“That is what I said!”
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Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Little Johnny
7 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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Just another phrasing of "At this point, what difference does it make?"
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1/20/16, 1:02 AM
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Sonoboy said...
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At least Little Johnny had previously learned about the word "rectum".
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1/20/16, 1:13 AM
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Ole Phat Stu said...
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There are algebraic rings for which multiplication is NOT commutative, so maybe the teacher was just pointing this out?
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1/20/16, 5:40 AM
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Ralph Gizzip said...
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Rectum? Hell, damn near killed 'um.
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1/20/16, 8:18 PM
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DougM said...
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Yeah, F'in arithmetic.
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1/21/16, 1:20 PM
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Roy Lofquist said...
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@Ole Phat Stu:
Yes, but scalar multiplication is commutative. Not only was the teacher a bitch, but stupid to boot. -
1/22/16, 12:37 AM
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LivingFossil said...
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I didn't know there was gonna be a test!
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1/22/16, 9:22 AM
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