A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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Sunday, January 10, 2016
Snails
11 comments:
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toadold said...
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This is the reason I don't trust Census Bureau statistics.
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1/10/16, 3:39 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Wow, look at that escargot!
Tim -
1/11/16, 9:54 AM
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DougM said...
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That's one of only three known talking-snail jokes.
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1/11/16, 1:42 PM
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Chris in NC said...
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Doug, what are the other two?
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1/11/16, 2:29 PM
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toadold said...
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What has a hard shell, is slow and dumb, and leaves a trail of slime wherever it goes......And trump can eat it for lunch?
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1/11/16, 5:57 PM
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toadold said...
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Tim: I owned a piece of S*** car at one time. The engine block had rusted through an it left a trail down the road. Hard to start, would over heat, and etc. I sold it to a guy who had a fork who could part it out. He said he used to be a Democrat and he got used to scraping them.
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1/11/16, 6:07 PM
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David aka True Blue Sam said...
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What did the snail say when he was riding on a turtle?
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1/11/16, 10:06 PM
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Anonymous said...
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So, David Bowie is dead. Looks like Mick Jagger will have to go back to shagging women.
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1/11/16, 11:24 PM
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DougM said...
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^Chris
Wellp, that comment was the second,
and this is the third. -
1/12/16, 3:36 PM
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Anonymous said...
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:D Toldold!
Tim -
1/12/16, 7:17 PM
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DougM said...
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^David
This should answer your question.
Okay, found another one. -
1/13/16, 12:23 AM
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